ADMISSION !!!

ADMISSION! ADMISSION!!
ADMISSION!!!
The University of HELL is offering free admission to students of deprived mind in ... commemoration of
end times.
QUALIFICATIONS
Students with at least five (5) O’ level passes (distinctions not necessary) in the following subjects are qualified for admission.
(1) Fornication
(2) Abortion
(3) Adultery
(4) Murder
(5) Homosexuality/Lesbianism
(6) Masturbation
(7) Jealousy
(8) Lying
(9) Stealing
Moreover, a good knowledge of how to ridicule the work of God will be an added advantage. Any student with awaiting results in these technical (practical) courses may also apply:
(1) Strife
(2) Backbiting
(3) Gossiping
(4) Bribery/corruption
(5) Hypocrisy
(6) Pride
(7) Immodesty in dressing/speaking
(8) Malice
THE UNIVERSITY’S STANDARD
The above university campus is seriously burning with fire & brimstone. It has professor devil as the Vice- Chancellor and his agents as Lecturers. All the courses available are on full time basis.
Interested candidates should forward their applications to:

The Registrar,
University of Hell,
1, satanic avenue,
P.M.B 666,
Bottomless pit.

N.B: Anybody found to have any of these qualifications will be automatically admitted into this University. Students of this university can never enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.

For Enquires Contact: Revelation 1:7-8, Revelations 2:16-17, Revelations 3:11-13