Friday, 23 March 2012

PROMISE YOURSELF

PROMISE YOURSELF
1.         To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
2.         To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet.
3.         To make all your friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.
4.         To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.
5.         To think of only the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.
6.         To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
7.         To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements of the future.
8.         To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature you meet.
9.         To give so much time to improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others.
10.      To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
11.      To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but in great deeds.
12.      To live in the faith that the whole world is in your side, so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

FAITH CONFESSIONS

FAITH CONFESSIONS
I am born to succeed. I can make it. I will make it. I must make it. I am God’s best. I have the capacity to excel above others. I am the generation of Daniel and the three Hebrew children. I am ten times better than others. I am destined for the throne. I will outshine others. I will beat the best and be the best. God has placed me on top. God has designed for me conquest. I will get to the top. I am a man of the future. Nothing has the capacity to stop me. I am reaching forth to my dreams. Hallelujah!

I am God’s most priced possession. I refuse to live below my prejudices and limitations. I am the beloved of God. The good, the bad and the ugly are all working together for my good. I am the righteousness of Christ. I am the child of the most High God. Satan has lost the battle over my life. I am in the winning team. Watch out, if you ever knew what I was destined to become, you will greatly respect me. God is on my side. God is in me. I can never be disappointed in life. I am God’s!

I am unlimited. I belong to the King’s family. No evil can harm me. Satan has no right over me. I am a Kingdom material. I cannot be defeated, discouraged or depressed. Satan cannot get me frustrated. Life battles are my success stories. Challenges will not destroy me. I am enhanced by God. All things are possible for me. Nothing can overcome me. My tomorrow is far greater than my today. I’m not tied to my past. My future is brighter than the morning sun as when it shines in its brightness. I’m protected, preserved and privileged. The power of resurrection is at work in my life. Every dead thing in my life is coming alive.

I am more than this. The limitations placed on my path are giving way. Mine is the victory. Mine is the breakthrough. I will not breakdown. I will break through. Satan has no say or way in my life. I am the crown of God’s creation. I am incomparable to all of creation. I am blessed and cannot be cursed. The curse of the law is broken in my life. I am bound for Heaven. I am bound for greatness. My story is changing. My story has changed. My worries are gone. I cannot be confused. I am the Son of the Most High, the Excellent One. Glory!!!

FELLOWSHIP OF THE UNASHAMED

FELLOWSHIP OF THE UNASHAMED

I am part of the "Fellowship of the Unashamed." The die has been cast. The decision has been made. I have stepped over the line. I won't look back, let up, slow down, back away or be still.
My past is redeemed, my present makes sense, and my future is secure. I'm finished and done with low living, sight walking, small planning, smooth knees, colorless dreams, tamed visions, mundane talking, cheap giving and dwarfed goals.
I no longer need preeminence, prosperity, position, promotions, plaudits or popularity. I don't have to be right, first, tops, recognized, praised, regarded or rewarded. I now live by faith, lean on His presence, love with patience, live by prayer and labor with power.
My face is set, my gait is fast, my goal is heaven, my road is narrow, my way is rough, my companions are few, my Guide is reliable, and my mission is clear. I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, hesitate in the presence of adversity, negotiate at the table of the enemy, ponder at the pool of popularity or meander in the maze of mediocrity.
I won't give up, shut up, let up or slow down until I have stayed up, stored up, prayed up, paid up and spoken up for the cause of Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus. I must go till He comes, give till I drop, preach till all know and work till He stops me. And when He comes for His own, He will have no problem recognizing me. My banner is clear: I am part of the "Fellowship of the Unashamed."


ADMISSION !!!


ADMISSION! ADMISSION!!
ADMISSION!!!
The University of HELL is offering free admission to students of deprived mind in ... commemoration of
end times.
QUALIFICATIONS
Students with at least five (5) O’ level passes (distinctions not necessary) in the following subjects are qualified for admission.
(1) Fornication
(2) Abortion
(3) Adultery
(4) Murder
(5) Homosexuality/Lesbianism
(6) Masturbation
(7) Jealousy
(8) Lying
(9) Stealing
Moreover, a good knowledge of how to ridicule the work of God will be an added advantage. Any student with awaiting results in these technical (practical) courses may also apply:
(1) Strife
(2) Backbiting
(3) Gossiping
(4) Bribery/corruption
(5) Hypocrisy
(6) Pride
(7) Immodesty in dressing/speaking
(8) Malice
THE UNIVERSITY’S STANDARD
The above university campus is seriously burning with fire & brimstone. It has professor devil as the Vice- Chancellor and his agents as Lecturers. All the courses available are on full time basis.
Interested candidates should forward their applications to:
The Registrar,
University of Hell,
1, satanic avenue,
P.M.B 666,
Bottomless pit.
N.B: Anybody found to have any of these qualifications will be automatically admitted into this University. Students of this university can never enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
For Enquires Contact: Revelation 1:7-8, Revelations 2:16-17, Revelations 3:11-13